Dec 24, 2010

Calling All Utility Companies

Hey utility companies!  Yup, I'm talkin' to you Verizon, Comcast, Weltman and the rest.  You think you've got game?  How about proving it.  When you set up a service call determine a one hour window in which you will arrive.  For each minute you're late the price for the call goes down by 1%.  This means that if you're 60 minutes late, your customer gets 60% off the bill.  After 100 minutes, there is no charge for the service.

If you create and stand by a policy like this, your customers will become loyal customers, and your COMPETITOR'S customers will become YOUR customers.



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Nice Socks. Where'd Ya Get Them?

Attention sock makers:  put labels on your socks.  When does a person decide if they like a pair of socks or not?  After they've worn and washed them several times....and long after they've forgotten where they bought them.  Put a simple and unobtrusive label somewhere on the sock so your satisfied customers can give you more business.

Dec 10, 2010

Hi Hi Puffy AmyYumi Show (music from the series)

The Monkees had NOTHING on Puffy Ami Yumi. This this is about as pre-packaged as a tube of Crest, yet somehow, with blinding colors, inane songs, sweet silly cartoons, and - above all - REPETITION (as in, they sing "the Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi Show" 18 times in the first song!), I've been made to like them. When I first got the CD of music from the cartoon series, my initial reaction as a jaded old music industry type was to feel sorry for the poor schlep that had to work this train wreck. But then I looked around and found no one laughing, in fact, they were singing, like all those Who's down in Whoville. I digress, there was no singing. But the funny thing is, I've yet to see, hear or otherwise digest one piece of media about Puffy AmyYumi that hasn't been paid for - train ads, cartoons, CD promos - so I really can't say if the kids are eating this one up. What I can say is that it's fun. After all, as we're reminded 6 times in the show's theme song, "anything is possible".  (Epic Records, 2004)